Pissed Up Bitches with Apples and Attitudes at the Arse End of Europe

Dec 30

Pissed Up Bitches with Apples and Attitudes at the Arse End of Europe

Having goals is essential. Sticking them is a flaming nightmare. But somehow we have to. That’s what people do. We repeat again and again until we get it right … if I could just stop going left, God only knows what I could achieve. It’s very rare that I remember a specific day. They tend to melt into one another, defined only by how many pages I’ve written....

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Life begins at forty …. everywhere but the womb?

Nov 04

Life begins at forty …. everywhere but the womb?

The image is an old one. It has past down through the centuries preserved with a reverence worthy of the Holy Grail. It is the image of the aging woman, childless, alone. Except for her big old fat cat. With every wrinkle her chances of a different life, a life that includes the love of a man and the pitter patter of tiny feet withers. The passing of the seasons is...

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Smoking is the leading cause of Statistics

Oct 19

Smoking is the leading cause of Statistics

In my dreams I smoke. Last night I dreamt that I was sitting at a large kitchen table; I had a smoke in one hand, a penknife in the other. I was carving the letter u into the wood. The letter f was already there. I was pissed off. I always smoke when I am pissed off. Yesterday I sat in a beautiful hotel. The sun shone but I sat in the shade with a light breeze on my...

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Can you ever have enough hardcore lesbian porn?

Sep 29

Can you ever have enough hardcore lesbian porn?

What the fuck are core values? That’s what I want to know. The thought was put in my head by one of them fancy online relationship experts and it’s left me a bit flummoxed. Do you know yours? Don’t we know that put in the right or wrong situation, any human being is capable of anything and we see proof of it every day. Little kids thrown in boxing rings and...

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The Other Woman

Sep 15

The Other Woman

Relationships amongst women are as layered as any deluxe wedding cake. We cherish, we listen, we comfort, we console. We hate, we judge, we condemn, we betray; all in the name of sisterly love. Makes me wonder if sometimes our heartfelt bonds aren’t also shackles. According to a book called ‘The Sister Knot’ written by psychologist Terri Apter, I’m probably...

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